Well by now we have all heard about the Dell Corporations recall on those batteries which supposedly will catch on fire and burn your butt on those lap tops or actually they will most likely burn something else if they catch fire. Now we see that Apple Computers also has the problem and has recalled some 1.4 million computers as well. Ouch?
Yes it is a major bummer for laptop manufactures, it seems all these units had Sony Batteries, bummer for them too. But all this is old news to you I can see, but here is the kicker. I talked to a retired NSA guy or so he claimed at a local coffee shop in Brunswick, GA and he told me that the recall was fake and it is a trick.
Well I thought, this I have to hear, so what is the trick? Well he said the new batteries have GPS RFID chips in them to track the computers and so when you replace the batteries under these recalls they will know everywhere you go? Who is they I wondered?
Indeed he said they were the secret NSA police and they were working with the aliens to track humans because all the humans are getting plump and ready for harvest. No wonder Americans are so fat, as they have been feeding us fattening foods to get them ready for the slaughter houses I thought? Well, it appeared to me that this homeless vet, never worked for the NSA, but was an excellent story teller, so I gave him a tip. The FBI is hiring and here is $5.00 to get some more alcohol and freshen up for his job interview.
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